I don’t like working! I don’t know how people do it. It’s horrible! They don’t let you sleep, or watch TV, or go online, and they expect you to be nice to all the customers! And I’m not even allowed to eat the chili. Do you know what it’s like to be me, surrounded by giant pots of chili and not allowed to eat it?
So, someone please explain to me exactly what motivates Sam to get a job AGAIN after her last horrible experience?
(And apparently she has “highly praised customer service skills” now. Wut?)